I waited and waited.........................................

The yard won't mow itself, I waited almost two weeks to see if it would and it didn't happen. I guess I'll have to do it. My "Never doing today what I can do tomorrow" has limits when it comes to mowing.  If I don't mow the Pizza Delivery guy will think the house I live in is abandoned and that would ruin a few night's dinner plans.  I must survive, I must eat, therefore I have no choice but to mow today.