Sunday, February 24, 2013
Day 2 without coffee- my amazing discovery
I will be the first to admit that giving up coffee is a struggle, however they say "necessity is the mother of invention. Deprivation of my morning caffeine caused me to hallucinate. It was during one of these hallucinations I had an epiphany. I discovered I could time travel to next Saturday for my first cup of coffee since I quit yesterday. In order not to mess up the "time space continuum" , I knew my travel could only entail drinking a cup of java. The winning lottery numbers, winning games and world event would have to be ignored to prevent catastrophic time shifts. Luckily for me this proved to be successful. While the real me is still without coffee on "day two", future me has already enjoyed 2 cups of next Saturday's coffee. I hate to fail at any goal I set and thankfully this new concept of time travel will lead to save others like myself who are foolish enough to give up coffee.
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