NASA FAIL "No More Out Sourcing to ACME"

I like many others today, had hoped  to witness a spectacular moment in history. NASA attempt to blow a hole in a  Moon Crater  was  like something  out of a Road Runner Cartoon..  I should have known the results would end up  just like all the failed attempts by Wylie Coyote. I  don't think I ever did once see Wylie succeed.  Why should this plan of NASA, which seemingly had Wylie's fingerprints all over it be any different?  NASA's Logic  seemed to be on par with Mr. Wylie Coyote. 

 Still this  was an awesome plan by all accounts! I'm sure if you were like me,  you had to smile or die with laughter when  first found out about it. I 'm sure  any small child could think up such a plan, with the similar  logic to back it up. . ...Blast the moon with Rocket 1...... follow Rocket 1 with  Rocket 2, which photographs the explosion  just before crashing into the moon itself, creating a 2nd large explosion  just for the fun of it. 

Anyway there was no explosion, which makes you wonder if  ACME forgot to include the gun powder or one of ACME's notorious faulty  fuses failed to ignite again.  No explosion could  lead further credence to the theory that the moon is indeed made of cheese or  that perhaps the Road Runner had a part in stopping it from happening. .  This has to be one of the  most  memorable Fails of 2009.  From now on NASA needs to cut out the Cartoon Network from it's break room and not "Out Source"  to ACME in the future.

 *Since watching the Cartoon Network in the break room was banned, NASA employees have been seen reading "The Emperor New Clothes".